subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

(Source: bogdevils)

Pairing: Emily/Paige

Rating: K+

Word Count: 831.

Summary: What if Paige hadn’t walked in on Emily and Nate kissing?

A car door slams shut and she realizes what she’s doing, pulling back as fast as she can.

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neo-lution:

evelyne brochu + gesticulating

jesus christ, people stop freaking out about someone who has played a lesbian before being cast for PLL. Just because they did it before doesn’t mean they always will.

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

(Source: droidbait)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

and if i fall for you,
would you fall too?

(Source: five-items)

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.