finally decided to buy the shoes i’ve been wanting to buy for a month and now they’re not available in my size anymore



"I don’t know how else to say this so I guess I’ll just say it. Zack hit on me."



ginjointsintheworld:

Emily Fields: Stabbed a guy, got glass in her hair, almost run over by a car, chased a potential psycho killer into the woods at night, stuffed in a box to be cut in half, almost set on fire and blown up, drugged thrice

And afraid of horses.



came home a little (very) tipsy and there was a spiderweb literally across the front door lock with a spider right in the middle of it, all that was missing was the spider laughing at me and telling me to fuck off



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thehumanarkle:

underscorex:

jontronshat:

katvondeepthroat:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

literally what the fuck

ill throw up on a baby i don’t care

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

jesus fucking christ

So gross. So wrong. So, just so. GAAAH!



refreshes:

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”



saii79:

Another #Paily selfie with Shay and Lindsey! #PLL #PLLselfie #PLLphone x





liebesdeutschland:

Berlin



it really baffles me that whenever a physically disabled person wins or is better than able bodied people, the able bodied people always go: “well, of course they won, their prosthesis which gives them an advantage.” and “we’ll have to check if the prosthesis was a legit aid.”

do they not fucking realize how stupid that sounds? the person is literally missing a limb, the prosthesis is not something they use to cheat man, they use it to participate.

it doesn’t give them an advantage, it gives them a chance.



Anonymous:
I miss your writing :(

so do i, anon, so do i





notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.





nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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